Another entry for Bernie and Karen – Unedited story (straight to the blog!)

The lap dancing club was always a welcome change from the mundane lifestyle Bernie had with his job, the house, the kids and everything else that went with normality.  What he really wanted was adventure, but he knew it was best served in very small doses because it was highly addictive.  He couldn’t get the type of adventure he craved from the erotic stories he read in the dirty books at work anymore, he needed to make them come to life. 

He’d been a fan of erotic fiction from an early age.  He was one of those boys who grew up in the country and was forever finding carelessly discarded porno magazines at the side of the road or down a dirt track by a secluded field; even back then when he was very young he knew instinctively why they were there.  He began to make gather a collection of them, together with a friend of his that lived down the same road.  They built a den and hid all their dirty books in a huge damp chest they’d found down an abandoned railway track nearby.  He would often spend afternoons at the weekend reading through the carefully described sex stories, enjoying every last sentence of them; back then when he was a child he read the same erotic stories so often that he could still remember the way they went now.

This craving for adventure and the realisation of sexual fantasies he read in magazines had never really left him, and although he was perfectly happy with Karen, Bernie masturbated all the time over internet porn and free sex stories online.  He’d never been unfaithful to her with another woman, but sometimes he felt a little guilty because of the amount of time he spent jerking off in front of his computer.

Now he has a group of friends who had managed to legitimise his sexual adventures and make them very real indeed.  He didn’t let on to his friends just how much he loved going to the lap dancing club and how it was a major form of sexual release for him, but he guessed that a few of them new by the way he used to jog on the spot when they were queuing to get in.  He always did this and no matter how hard he tried not to it was almost as compulsion; like a warm up.

  “Christ almighty Bernie,” his friend Harry would shout, “you’ll cum in your shorts if you don’t calm down a little!”

All his friends would laugh raucously at this; little did they know that they were very nearly correct.

Bernie and Karen – Continued

So Bernie was the first to get out his cigarettes and join his friends in a smoke on the way to their first port of call, a lap dancing club in the city.  He only ever smoked when he was in the city, he never wanted Karen to find out but he suspected she knew anyway; and more than likely disapproved.  When it came to the lap dancing club…well that wasn’t his idea, but he wasn’t complaining.  This is another place he only frequented when in the city; it appeared to him as he smoked his way down the street that the city was his friend and also his very dangerous enemy.

To be Continued

New Erotic Fiction Presents – Unfinished Story

This story is written unedited as I write this blog. Sometimes it’s very liberating to simply sit down at the computer and type a story straight into the blog.  I can’t be held too responsible for errors though since this is written completely off the cuff.

Let’s start with a couple shall we?  We’ll call them Bernie and Karen.

Bernie and Karen had been married for about ten years, quite happily.  They had never once really thought about cheating on each other and the chance had never really presented itself.  Well, to tell the truth, Bernie had thought about it as often as a regular male thought about fucking someone else; I can’t lie to you.

This story is how all that got well and truly fucked up when they both decided to try something new, ironically at the same time.  There was a night out planned by Steve, one of Bernie’s mates from work and Bernie was due to go out in the city and have one hell of a time.  Karen felt as though she wanted to go out too, on the same night, with her friends.  Although this was a little to do with the fact that Bernie was going out, it wasn’t the only reason; Karen rarely got out these days and since they’d had their children there just didn’t seem to be enough hours in the day to get things done.

So it was decided that both of them would go out and they’d get a sitter.  Everything was great, and the two of them got on the train and headed into the city for a night out.  It was a little weird for them both to turn up at the same station and split off with different friends though, and both of them felt a little torn and wanted to be with the other.  Bernie and Karen were very much in love and usually did literally everything together.

New Erotic Fiction – Behind the scenes

Well, it’s not really behind the scenes, it’s just me rambling about the new erotic fiction that I’ve been producing lately that’s all.  The next collection of short stories that comes out soon will not be quite different from the last collection, Nothing Without a Woman, because of one main element.

The new stories will be all be written from a female perspective.  It’s a new challenge I’m setting myself and it’s proving to be a lot of fun.  When a man tries to write from a woman’s perspective it can become quite tricky because we have never directly experienced their desires and emotions during sex.  I’ve tried my best to get quite near and I would really appreciate it if you would go and take a look at my story Natalie and Chloe in order to critcise it.  If I’ve got something fundamentally wrong please let me know; oh, and it would be pretty cool if you told me you liked it also.

What is it you like about New Erotic Fiction?

I am really interested in knowing what makes you all tick.  If you can let me know a little of your fantasy I can turn it into an epic!  I kid you not!  Just send me a little idea of what you like and I’ll write a story that will realise it for you in a way that you never thought possible.

This will be absolutely free of course because it will only be published on my website, all you do is provide the idea for me.  I can change names for you if you like etc, but if you’re just desperate to see your saucy tale on the screen then don’t hesitate; get in touch with me now

These ideas can be about anything you like as long as it’s legal.  If you contact me about writing stuff that is illegal don’t expect a nice response because you won’t get it!

New Erotic Fiction Presents – A Hungarian Tale

Alright folks, this one isn’t on this website.  I’ve done this for a good reason, and the reason is that i want to showcase my new DIY erotica service.  New Erotic Fiction has been bringing you free erotic fiction for some time now, and it’s about time you paid for it!  Just kidding of course, i don’t intend to charge you for anything i post here!

However, if you go and read A Hungarian Tale, you will be able to see exactly what sort of thing i can do for you if you order a custom story from me.  This story was written for a client recently and they have been kind enough to allow me to publish it on my website.  This website is dedicated primarily to selling adult web content to the adult industry, but i am also doing some business with those fans out there who would like to have a story written just for them.

Check out the story on my adult content website and if you like it you’ll get the chance to ask me about one for yourself if you fancy it.

Sexcams babes for the boys

If you’re a sucker for a good sexcam babe then you might want to click on the little boxes on the right of this screen.  They’re the ones that have a green light flashing above them if the girl is live right now.  I’ve only got a few displayed at the moment, but i’ll be bringing more very soon.

Why are these girls good?  Well these ones are available to chat on the phone and look at on webcam too, and you pay for the service through your phone for a very reasonable fee.  This is one of a kind folks and it’s among the first webcam sex services to incorporate talking on the phone and watching at the same time.  This way you don’t have to type anything when you’re wanking off do you?  It makes sense to me; i’ve tried it and it works out fine.  Give it a look and click one of them.  You can get their information and a few more pictures first by clicking info instead of connect.

Video webcam chat is the future!

Send me your pictures for New Erotic Fiction

I am a terrible pervert, it has to be said.  And this blog post is a plea to any and all women out there who enjoy my fiction to send me pictures of themselves to inspire me to write more and more.  I do write some pretty good custom stories, and if you want to order one from me you can go to my other website where i sell adult web content and buy one.

The price of the story is always dependent on the subject and the length.  I will always give you good rates because i’m a fair writer.  They’ll be some testimonials onsite soon from some people who have already bought custom short fiction from me.

Anyway, back to the pictures.  In order to give me more ideas about fucking and sucking and general nudity i need to have some resources; i’m simply not getting enough off the wife these days and i need some help!  Send any pics to and you’ll get Handsomly rewarded with a nice thank you and perhaps my phone number if you’re particularly my type!  LOL!

I will not publish pictures of people on the website, no matter how much you ask!

New erotic fiction presents: Porn Beer

Just when you think you know everything about porn and beer, you find a web show that can actually teach you a few things about both.  For those of you who haven’t heard about the very latest delve into the mind of the masturbating male, check out and you’ll find a whole host of laughs, funky music, strange looking men, beer and porn.

The two guys that run the show are destined for bigger and better things.  Here at New Erotic Fiction we can see them on the Jonathan Ross show next series and they may even bring Parkinson out of retirement.  Well, alright then they’re not that good, but check them out anyway! 

Guy’s online now to chat!

If you want sexcam guys then this is your chance. is one of the greatest adult webcam communities in the world and they don’t only cater for the guys you know!  They also feature the guys; and not just for gay men either.  Yes that’s right, it’s about time you ladies had your share of webcam sex isn’t it?

So if you fancy a bit of hard cock on webcam then go along to by click the links on this page.  You might even find yourself in a free webcam sexchat with one of these horny guys.  And don’t worry, it doesn’t cost you anything to join up, it’s all free.  You only ever have to pay if you connect to a premium service; but you won’t need this i’m sure, the guys on are really nice and very accomodating!