When they arrived at the club Bernie was his usual excited self, ready to burst into his shorts, and sure enough his friends mocked him. When they entered he looked around the dimly lit bar area and checked out all the topless waitresses serving drinks to the surrounding tables. He checked which area the girl with the biggest boobs was covering and went to find a table for all the guys. The others hadn’t really paid that much attention to what was going on and where they should sit; all they really wanted was a drink. Once he’d found a table Bernie called them over and they all sat to enjoy the scenery.
The waitress with the big boobs arrived at their table and stood very close to Bernie. At the height he was when seated he could just about lick her nipples if he flicked out his tongue; better not though, he thought quickly, she doesn’t get paid for that.
“Hell, haven’t you seen boobs like this before man!” Exclaimed the waitress as she looked down and saw Bernie gawking at her tits. He looked up and then around briefly and discovered all his friends watching him too. Exactly how long he’d been watching them move he had no idea, but it must have been a length of time that was concerned abnormal by his friends standards; particularly as she only came to get the drink order.
“Are you gonna order then or what Bernie?” Shouted one of his pals, although which one he didn’t know.
“Erm…yeah, sorry I was miles away. I’ll have a beer please,” he said, finally looking into the waitresses eyes for a change.
Tonight was certainly going to be a good one, he could feel it in his shoes! All his pals were having a good old laugh at his expense when suddenly in walked an absolute siren of a woman.