New Erotic Fiction Presents: Relight My Boiler

 

By Les Hansom

Sarah was having trouble with her boiler so she called out a guy she found in her local newspaper called Paul Suffolk, supposedly an expert in this field.  Unfortunately Paul was anything but an expert; at least at plumbing.  The first time he came, he looked the business.  He had a calling card, overalls, a van that had his name on, and even a tool belt with all the related paraphernalia that a plumber, or engineer as some of them liked to known, needed.  It always amazed her why people decided to call themselves engineers and technicians.  She supposed it made them sound a little more like an expert; although they rarely were.  These days we had: telephone engineers, vehicle technicians, and even nail technicians for Christ sake… Continue reading